This article was purely written for entertainment purposes; whilst my Mallorca anecdote is true, please don't take the main points too seriously or offensively.
At 15 years old, I like to consider myself as an adventurous eater. Whilst I am no human dustbin, I am willing to try different things- even if it means discretely spitting it out into a napkin.
A few weeks ago, I went to Mallorca with my family. I'm not going to beat around the bush, the food there was mouthwateringly delicious; there was never a day when I felt to myself that there wasn't something that I liked. One day I made my way over to put some chips on my plate and I noticed a fellow teenager next to me getting some chicken nuggets. Thinking nothing of it, I carried on piling the chips onto my plate (you need to make the most of all inclusive). When I next looked up, there were now two other teenagers (both looking between 16 and 17) queueing up for the chicken nuggets. To my horror, as the week went on, everyday teenagers would be queueing up for the nuggets and other minuscule child's portions whilst the proper food was being ignored! Seventeen year olds, eighteen year olds- all at the nuggets! Even some guys in their late teens, earlier strutting around the pool like they were some sort of Baywatch studs, were turning their noses up at the everything and just settled on some chips and nuggets. This, along with many other reasons, is why I think that in twenty years time, my generation will still be surviving on frozen chips and nuggets from our local supermarket
I speak on the behalf of the youth (as my Dad likes to call us) when I say that we are a nation of fussy eaters- fact. Or if we aren't fussy, we aren't particularly adventurous. We don't explore for something new, like Christopher Columbus when he discovered America, we don't strive to improve our diets like Jamie Oliver- instead we indulge ourselves in junk food, some of which being chips and nuggets. Sure they're simple to cook and in no way time consuming, but is this what we want to be eating? Cheap frozen food from the supermarket?
Flash forward to 2031. By then, a lot of my generation will be married and have children (scary thought I know). When it gets to tea time, do we create a steaming culinary concoction? No way! Twenty years on and a lot may have changed, but not in the ways of food. We'll still be overindulging in our precious frozen food, only this time it will be us cooking it, not our parents. No fruit, certainly no vegetables, and the healthy diets Jamie Oliver wanted us all to have? Gone in a blink of an eye. If we carry on the way that we are, there is no escaping that we will all be fat, and so will our children. Child obesity numbers rise every year, so imagine what the world will be like if we carry on eating our unhealthy food.
Therefore I believe that in twenty years time, my generation will still be surving on chips and nuggets; any form of food known as 'healthy' will be scientifically removed from the face of the earth and we will all be the shape of giant footballs. And off I go to scoff a good old McDonalds.....